I'm back... after ages...
I don't know why I'm here... I just felt like it... Aicha, the person who originally introduced me to this thing has been changing blog layouts like there was no tomorrow...
*mental note: Bring Photoshop4 manual on Monday*
That's one of the thickest books in my shelf... she'd better put it to good use if I'm going to lug it to school... else, I'm throwing it at the face of Mr.Pogi... our pockmarked-face English23 professor who thinks that life is nothing without philosophy... his life, anyway... I'm not being rude or anything... his face is really pockmarked... I don't have the slightest idea why Ms.Sumusunod-sa-Galaw... our Filipino3 professor... paired up with him...
He doesn't even take heart-to-heart talks seriously because he said, and I quote, "MY HEART DOES NOT HAVE A MOUTH..."
Take your philosophy somewhere else... like in your philosophy classes because this is an English23 class... research and journal writing...
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Good riddance... I'm not that good at writing in our dialect... It takes much, much effort for me to write a three page essay if it's in Filipino... but tell me to write it in English... I'm unstoppable...
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Get of my back you arcane being!!!
Old people... they think they know everything... they think they're right about everything...
I went to Joshua's birthday this afternoon... he's Exel's nephew... a kid came over to our table wanting to try out the bubble-blower... a teensy thing that emits noise and bubbles at the same time... Jade, my girl held the piece over the kid's mouth while the kid blew... the kid looked so cute!!! He was looking at the bubbles in this darling way.... Jade was offering the kid the toy...
Then comes along his grandma... or so I think she is...
Ayaw na i-hatag sa iyaha kay dili na kabalo... tara... (Don't give that to him because he doesn't know how to use that... let's go)
The nerve!!.... Instead of teaching the kid... instead of increasing his knowledge... she stunts that growth... and I feel how that kid feels like... being deprived of learning...
Anyway, Jade handed it to the kid's nanny with instructions to TEACH the kid... the kid left with a smile on his face... and the grandma reprimanding him...
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My dad... the conservative... conservative in this way...
CONSERVE-ative....
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I'm leaving....
*gets on 1979 Corolla SR*
*VROOOOOOOOOOSHHHHH!!!!!!*
*Honks!!*
Hi Jade!!!! Amishooo!!!.... pwera libog....
Labs, you know who you are..... Thanks for the Da Vinci Code...
'Bit... advanced happy birthday!! Don't worry, I'll dance with you on your debut... Like I have a choice? I'm one of the 18 roses... The only thing is if I'm going to show up... I don't have a retro attire at home... *runs to the bazaar (aka., ukay-ukay) Manang, may bell-bottoms kayo?*
Aicha... expect your manual on monday... put it to good use ok?
*Swerves and crashes into post*
ouchhhhhhh....
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The Christian Theory
Are you a Christian?
I'm not a christian.... and I'm not shy to say that... but ask me that question back when I was still a high school student and I could proudly say that I am... and defend that.
Now? ... naah.... after careful studying of the past... I'm not going to be proud of being a Christian. Not after the chaos that rocked the world... centuries ago. Their chaos.
*whacks Bible on the table*
*whack, whack!*
*priests look around, one comes near*
Priest 1: What are you doing? That's SACRED!!
Me: Huh? Says who?
Priest 1: Says... It's a book of God!
Me: Says?
Priest 1: It's a book of God! It's written by the prophets of old!
Me: Says?
Priest 1: *silence*
Me: Says Constantine right?
Priest 1: Constantine?
Me: Don't tell me you don't know the history of your own religion?
Priest 1: *looking at comrades for help*
Me: That it was Constantine who ordered this bible to be made? That it was Constantine who launced a bloody order to kill the pagan non-believers? That it was Constantine who merged pagan and Christian belief? That it was through a vote that Jesus Christ was made divine? That the Church, a seemingly "God-order-following" sect, was so fond of excruciating tortures up to the 1800's? That Mary Magdalene WAS the spouse of Christ? That she concieved and gave birth to a child? That Christ's bloodline was a fusion of the tribe of Benjamin and King David? That that child and HER succeeding generations are the rightful heirs to the throne? The throne of the King of Jews? That I would rather be a Pagan than to believe in your stinking Church?
Priest 1: ... what?
Me: You don't know? Oh, come on.... you're a Catholic Priest.... didn't your seminary days teach The Real History of the Church 101? ... pathetic... The Bible is a compilation of works by people... men... humans... tell me, priest, are humans perfect?
Priest 1: No...
Me: So it's not impossible that the Bible, no matter how sacred it looks to you, isn't error free?
Priest: Y... Yes.
Me: And that THAT book passed through hundreds of rewritings, translations, whatnot, that the real text could be enshrouded in marvelous words?
Priest 1: *sighs* Yes.
Me: And could you, with your GOD-given powers, tell me which part of that bible is inerrant?
Priest 1: No.
Me: So, is it sacred?... Because to me, it's just a great book. It has everything from wars, death, love, lust... a very good story.
Priest 1: And what is your point?
Me: My point? ... You tell me...
Priest 1: *silence*
Me: My point is that you leave me whacking whatever book I want when I'm hot-headed because I don't care less... I didn't ask you to come to me and tell me the divinity of this book... And I didn't even plan on bursting on you and your religion...
Priest 2: Come over here, brother.
Priest 1: *walks away*
Me: Thank you... back to everybody's businesses....
*pulls out a sheet of paper*
Damned English23 paper...
*wakes up*
Great dream!... wow....
I'm not a christian.... and I'm not shy to say that... but ask me that question back when I was still a high school student and I could proudly say that I am... and defend that.
Now? ... naah.... after careful studying of the past... I'm not going to be proud of being a Christian. Not after the chaos that rocked the world... centuries ago. Their chaos.
*whacks Bible on the table*
*whack, whack!*
*priests look around, one comes near*
Priest 1: What are you doing? That's SACRED!!
Me: Huh? Says who?
Priest 1: Says... It's a book of God!
Me: Says?
Priest 1: It's a book of God! It's written by the prophets of old!
Me: Says?
Priest 1: *silence*
Me: Says Constantine right?
Priest 1: Constantine?
Me: Don't tell me you don't know the history of your own religion?
Priest 1: *looking at comrades for help*
Me: That it was Constantine who ordered this bible to be made? That it was Constantine who launced a bloody order to kill the pagan non-believers? That it was Constantine who merged pagan and Christian belief? That it was through a vote that Jesus Christ was made divine? That the Church, a seemingly "God-order-following" sect, was so fond of excruciating tortures up to the 1800's? That Mary Magdalene WAS the spouse of Christ? That she concieved and gave birth to a child? That Christ's bloodline was a fusion of the tribe of Benjamin and King David? That that child and HER succeeding generations are the rightful heirs to the throne? The throne of the King of Jews? That I would rather be a Pagan than to believe in your stinking Church?
Priest 1: ... what?
Me: You don't know? Oh, come on.... you're a Catholic Priest.... didn't your seminary days teach The Real History of the Church 101? ... pathetic... The Bible is a compilation of works by people... men... humans... tell me, priest, are humans perfect?
Priest 1: No...
Me: So it's not impossible that the Bible, no matter how sacred it looks to you, isn't error free?
Priest: Y... Yes.
Me: And that THAT book passed through hundreds of rewritings, translations, whatnot, that the real text could be enshrouded in marvelous words?
Priest 1: *sighs* Yes.
Me: And could you, with your GOD-given powers, tell me which part of that bible is inerrant?
Priest 1: No.
Me: So, is it sacred?... Because to me, it's just a great book. It has everything from wars, death, love, lust... a very good story.
Priest 1: And what is your point?
Me: My point? ... You tell me...
Priest 1: *silence*
Me: My point is that you leave me whacking whatever book I want when I'm hot-headed because I don't care less... I didn't ask you to come to me and tell me the divinity of this book... And I didn't even plan on bursting on you and your religion...
Priest 2: Come over here, brother.
Priest 1: *walks away*
Me: Thank you... back to everybody's businesses....
*pulls out a sheet of paper*
Damned English23 paper...
*wakes up*
Great dream!... wow....
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